Apple retreats on Twitter
And the voice of 200,000 fanboys cried out and were silent Apple’s Phil Schiller, responsible…
Twitter’s offices close as staff tell Musk to shove it
Mass resignations could cost Musk $40 billionTwitter’s offices are shut as hundreds of employees revolted…
Musk is getting bored with Twitter
Wants someone else to be CEO After a few weeks of firing everyone, alienating advertisers…
Musk relaunches its Twitter Blue verification service
Will probably U turn on it next week Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk…
Musk fires engineer for correcting him on Twitter
“Free speech” means agreeing with me tiny human Self-proclaimed free speech advocate Elon [look at…
Twitter fires 5,500 contractors
Humans are disposable Twitter fired between 4,400 and 5,500 workers over the weekend by email. The…
Musk follows Liz Truss’s economic policy for Twitter
Warns that bankrupcy is a possibility Self-proclaimed business genius Elon [look at me] Musk is…
Musk fires two pregnant women
Beats tying them to the railway trackElon [look at me] Musk is in hot water…
Musk begs fired staff to come back
You know that firing staff was only me trying to get into the news right?…
More than a million have exited Twitter
Fears it will end up like Parler or Truth Social Elon [look at me] Musk’s arrival…