Microsoft joins the Linux foundation
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Sorry Steve , the "cancer" won 

A few years ago, Microsoft’s shy and retiring CEO Steve “there is a kind of hush” Ballmer described Linux as a cancer on computing and spent a fortune trying to kill it. Now Vole has surprised the world by joining the Linux Foundation as a platinum member.

Microsoft spending a fortune on Quantum computing
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Is Steve Balmer dead, alive or both?

Software giant Microsoft is focusing a lot of its R&D money on quantum computing.

Ballmer agrees with most of Microsoft’s cunning plans
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So it is almost certainly doomed


The shy and retiring Micrososft CEO Steve “sounds of silence” Ballmer has quietly put forward his modest opinion that Microsoft's hardware—Surface, HoloLens, and Xbox—is "absolutely essential" to its future.

Ballmer says Windows should support Android apps
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Quietly commenting on the side lines

The shy and retired former Microsoft CEO Steve “there is a kind of hush” Ballmer has suggested that his former company has called for Redmond to make its windows software run android apps.

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella
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Got on better with Ballmer

Cortana might be pretty good at its job but it seems that it folds whenever the boss is around. In fact, it not only folds it shows him up completely.

Ballmer's Nokia obsession turns sour for Microsoft
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Time to move on

Software King of the World Microsoft has indicated that its turbulent love affair and then marriage to Nokia is over.



Orders proper computers and mobiles



That mobile thing was a bit annoying



Steve Mollenkopf possible for top Microsoft job



Microsoft deals with ZeroAccess