Microsoft tried to flog Bing to Apple but got snubbed
It probably wished it had bought it now Microsoft offered to sell its Bing search…
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Apple’s expensive Vision Pro is cracking up
Jobs’ mob rubs paws at prospect of making money repairing it Apple Vision Pro owners…
Jobs’ Mob robbing meditation gurus
Nevermind Nervana, give us 30 per cent of your rice bowl Fruity cargo cult Apple…
Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice
iPhone sushi is not an approved technology solution Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced…
Apple moves Vision Pro team to sort out foldable flop
Failure meets vapourware in custard’s last stand Fruity cargo cult Apple is so proud of…
Zuck slams Apple’s pricey face gadget
The emperor has no clothes Apple’s Vision Pro is getting a lot of stick now…
Apple in hot water
Beeper Mini fiasco bubbles up again Republican Commissioner Brendan Carr is demanding the Federal Communications…
Lawmakers think a law against stupid Apple fanboys is needed
Anti-Rich Moron law US politicians are mulling new laws because Apple fanboys are too stupid…
Apple’s Vision Pro is a plastic turkey
Plastic scratches easily and passwords require Apple store visit The Apple Vision Pro is a…
Archetypal Apple fanboy arrested
Rich and incredibly stupid A daft driver was caught red-handed by the cops after he…