Apple kneed in the Middle Kingdom
No one wants the new iPhone The fruity cargo cult Apple is having a bad…
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Tim Cook thinks people use smartphones too much
They wear out you know Popular beat combo singer Dua Lipa had a “revealing” interview…
Apple begins production of OLED panels
Ready for the new iPad Pro The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell…
Samsung beats Apple to AI
Tame Apple Press recoils in horror The Tame Apple Press is shocked after Samsung humiliated…
Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers
You need an iPhone to defend against car thieves Washington D.C. plans to give residents…
California taking on Apple over tax deals
Cupertino sweeteners might cause diabetes The California Department of Tax and Fee Administration (CDTFA) is…
Apple called Android a tracking device
Ironic don’t cha think The outfit which is currently being sued for supplying stalkers with…
Apple’s benchmarks disappoint
Slight improvements but it nothing to do with the design While the Tame Apple Press…
Apple shows off new chips in old laptop
Entry level hardware for the price of an expensive computer Fruity cargo cult Apple’s “Scary…
Apple will dig up M3 series MacBook Pro models on the day before Halloween
Trick or Treat Apple has announced a Mac event for 30 October with the caption…