Job’s Mob pays for false advertising
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has settled a false advertising lawsuit over its botched 2024…
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Apple heads for iPhone disaster
Fruity cargo cult Apple’s supreme dalek Tim Cook has warned that looming price rises could…
Apple eyes life beyond TSMC
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is snuffling around Intel and Samsung as TSMC’s success starts…
Apple’s vibe coding panic annoys app makers
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is upsetting vibe coding start-ups with erratic App Store rulings…
Apple jacks up Mac mini price
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has just slapped a higher starting price on the Mac…
Apple’s next boss walks into a supply chain mess
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s incoming chief executive, John Ternus, is set to inherit a…
Apple sets up Cook handover
The fruity cargo cult Apple is teeing up a top-table swap that will put its…
Largan tells Job’s Mob to sling its hook
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has finally met a supplier with a spine. According to…
MacBook Neo’s cheap chip trick is about to bite
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has a supply headache brewing, and it is entirely of…
Apple using cash for dirty DRAM tricks
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the…