Apple’s iPhone Air battery life is pants
Thinner iPhone runs out of puff The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple made a lot of…
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Apple bribes punters with bigger batteries
Wants to force them to eSims The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it knows…
Apple’s wafer-thin iPhone Air leaves fanboys cold
Fruity Cargo Cult tries to wow punters with pointless thinness The new iPhone Air is…
Apple faces mass exodus due to lack of tech savvy
More than 30 per cent of users eye Samsung and Google foldables The Fruity Cargo…
Wall Street Journal hackette finally notices Apple’s AI is rubbish
Nguyen realises the Pixel 10 actually works The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grip on reality…
Foxconn surprises Wall Street
iPhone assembly into second place Hon Hai, better known as Foxconn, did much better than…
Apple about to make iPhone more expensive
May dangle bigger storage to keep punters sweet The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured…
New Apple chip flaws leak sensitive browser data
FLOP and SLAP attacks make a mockery of Job’s Mob’s ‘secure by design’ claims The…
Musk open to merging his AI outfit with Apple
Grok could plug a hole in Apple’s leaky AI strategy The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple…
Tim Cook insists the iPhone is not dead
Its just resting The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s supreme dalek Tim Cook has tried to…