Apple admits AI reboot running late
Tim Cook reckons the “personal Siri” only half-baked The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s much-hyped “Apple…
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Apple flees China, eyes India for US iPhone assembly
Tariffs push Job’s Mob to double down on Indian production The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple…
PC and smartphone growth hits the skids
UBS and Gartner slash forecasts Beancounters at UBS and Gartner have added up some numbers…
Job’s Mob nudged for selling smoke as substance
You can’t say something is intelligent when it isn’t The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has…
iPhone flops again in China as Xiaomi eats Job’s Mob’s lunch
Seventh straight quarter of decline as punters pick cheaper gear The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple…
Apple sees a last-minute sales surge
Tariff panic sends iPhone punters scrambling The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street barely had…
iPhone starts installing random Chinese apps
iOS 18.4 “feature” shoves Chinese games onto iPhones without asking Some iPhone users updating to…
Trump slaps Job’s Mob with brutal tariffs
Looks the bromance is off Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has slammed a monster 46…
Job’s Mob keeps switching Apple Intelligence back on
It seems the intelligent thing to do The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has once again…
Apple’s elite fanboys admit it is in trouble
Appocalypse now Job’s Mob is in deep trouble and even its biggest fanboys are starting…