Google’s end-to-end encryption in Messaging App claims pooh
Misleading Security Claims Tech blogger John Gruber has slammed Google over its claims that its…
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Cheeky thief mocks Apple’s security
Steals IDs and then picks up their gear The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing…
Apple snubbed by Indonesia over lightweight investment
If you want to make a bomb from us you have to invest more Indonesia…
New Siri will take two years
Jobs’ Mob scrambles to play catch-up The Tame Apple Press is reporting a rumour that…
Apple releases urgent update for buggy software
Two zero-day holes The fruity cargo cult, Apple has stunned its user fanbase by admitting…
Apple finally fixes poor Siri programming
Only taken a decade Fruity cargo cult Apple might have finally fixed a problem with…
Apple admits that iPhone was a one-off
Nothing will be that profitable again The fruity cargo cult Apple has warned investors that…
iPhone Web browser embarrasses fanboys and girls
Shows friends their browsing history A glitch in iPhone web browsers is causing users’ internet…
Apple intelligence is delayed in Europe until Christmas
Europeans are far too intelligent to accept this The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is starting…
Nvidia surpasses Apple as world’s most valuable company
Tame Apple Press in shock The Tame Apple Press spent Friday night in the pub…