Siri’s AI makeover not going well
Apple struggling to make its assistant not terrible The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s long-overdue attempt…
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Wall Street Journal hackette finally notices Apple’s AI is rubbish
Nguyen realises the Pixel 10 actually works The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grip on reality…
Google trolls Apple over Siri AI shambles
Pixel 10 ad tells users its time to get a proper phone The Fruity Cargo…
Musk open to merging his AI outfit with Apple
Grok could plug a hole in Apple’s leaky AI strategy The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple…
Apple delays smart home hub again
Siri’s half-baked AI brains not ready for prime time The fruity cargo cult Apple has…
Apple defends its headless chicken AI strategy
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Apple’s WWDC faceplant costs it $75 billion
Job’s Mob proves it is not ready for the AI future or even the present…
Siri stumbles as Apple botches AI race
Apple Intelligence flounders while rivals eat its lunch The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is having…
Apple finally admits Siri spies on you
Coughs up $95 million Apple fanboys using Siri-enabled gear in the US between 17 September…
Job’s Mob nudged for selling smoke as substance
You can’t say something is intelligent when it isn’t The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has…