Apple fanboys snub AI and foldables
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grand AI sales pitch appears to be landing with all…
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Siri reboot carries Apple’s AI hopes
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is betting a Siri brain transplant can drag its AI…
OpenAI weighs legal scrap with Job’s Mob
OpenAI is eyeing legal action after the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple let its ChatGPT iPhone…
Job’s Mob pays for false advertising
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has settled a false advertising lawsuit over its botched 2024…
Apple is making a small fortune from AI
Even if the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is so far behind on AI it is…
Apple can’t ship a smart display until Siri sorts itself out
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has delayed its smart home display again because Siri is…
Apple’s new pin proves it is out of ideas
The Tame Apple Press became moist this week, claiming that its favourite company might be…
Apple tries to buy its way back into the AI race
The Tame Apple Press is having issues reconciling the fact that its favourite company is…
Apple shuffles the AI deck as its grand plan falls apart
Reshuffle shows Job’s Mob still cannot get its AI house in order. The Fruity Cargo…
Apple secretly borrows Google’s brain for Siri’s next act
Forced to rely on Gemini because its own AI can barely tie its shoes The…