Apple gets bitten by AI chip squeeze
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has finally discovered that hiding from the AI data centre…
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Apple comes up with a new way to charge fanboys
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has found a fresh way to charge fans monthly for…
Apple dodged Trump tariffs with Chipzilla cuddle
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is expected to have Intel in the US produce at…
Apple gives Broadcom a $30 billion US chip hug
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has announced a $30 billion deal with Broadcom to design…
Apple: Siri must be able to play monopoly
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple chief executive Tim Cook and EU tech chief Henna Virkkunen…
Apple blames AI for price gouging
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has whacked MacBook and iPad prices by about 20 per…
Apple’s supply chain crown slips
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is finding out that AI has wrecked its old supplier-bullying…
Apple jacks up iPhone prices
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is preparing to lift prices and is blaming AI server…
Apple heads for iPhone disaster
Fruity cargo cult Apple’s supreme dalek Tim Cook has warned that looming price rises could…
Apple jacks up Mac mini price
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has just slapped a higher starting price on the Mac…