Apple’s next boss walks into a supply chain mess
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s incoming chief executive, John Ternus, is set to inherit a…
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Apple sets up Cook handover
The fruity cargo cult Apple is teeing up a top-table swap that will put its…
Apple in hot water with Trump’s FTC
Apple’s Supreme Dalek, Tim Cook, is in trouble with the Trump administration because his Apple…
Apple’s iPhone cash cow hides an AI hangover
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has just posted a monster iPhone quarter, helped by holiday…
Cook tries to calm Minneapolis row
Spinners at the fruity cargo cult Apple were flat out after Tim Cook was seen…
Apple tries to buy its way back into the AI race
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Apple clings to Tim Cook while its talent legs it
Bloomberg pours cold water on CEO-exit fantasies as engineers flee for shinier toys The fruity…
Apple lines up its next grand poohbah
Cook edges toward the exit The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is cranking up its succession…
Apple’s cosies up to China again despite promises to Trump
Cook promises more cash for Beijing while pretending to love American manufacturing Apple’s CEO Tim…
Cue pushes Apple to splash cash on AI startups
Cook still doesn’t fancy doing anything bold or expensive The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s services…