Fangocur warning
A mineral
drink as toxic as Britney Spears is being flogged online with authorities
finding it difficult to stop. The Italian Ministry of Labour and Health has
found that Fangocur is packed full of goodies such as arsenic, lead and
thallium.
Symptoms from drinking the potion include dizziness, loss of
concentration, palpitations and stomach cramps. If you want these symptoms you
can buy it here but we
can't obviously recommend it.
Over time the heavy metals accumulate slowly and
progressively in your bone, liver, kidney, central nervous system, and adipose
tissue and could kill you. What worries the Italian authorities is that if
it was sold in a shop, they could swoop on the place, shut it down and arrest
the people selling it.
However online it is a bit of a tricky operation. For the moment they are warning everyone they can find not to touch it with a 10
foot piece of linguine.
