Apple’s unholy hotplate melts again
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s M5 Max MacBook Pro is allegedly cooking itself so hard…
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Apple gets bitten by AI chip squeeze
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has finally discovered that hiding from the AI data centre…
Qualcomm shrugs off iPhone modem exit
Qualcomm wants investors to believe the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s modem exit is now a…
Apple comes up with a new way to charge fanboys
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has found a fresh way to charge fans monthly for…
Amazon plots phone-friendly satellite swarm
Amazon wants to launch 5,105 new satellites so phones can yap, text and beg for…
Job’s Mob battery squeeze may kill Varta
German battery maker Varta is heading for the corporate knackers’ yard after more than 130…
TSMC’s 2nm ramp starts biting
TSMC has apparently reached a major milestone as it shifts from 3nm production to its…
Apple pauses specs
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple may unveil smart specs in 2027, but Apple marketing is…
Apple squeezes Japan fanboys
Job’s Mob has jacked up iPhone prices in Japan, in what appears to be for…
Apple waves legal threats at OpenAI staff
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has sent lawyers waving their mighty briefs at former OpenAI…