AMS slashes forecast
Published in News
16 November 2018

AMS slashes forecast

Blames poor iPhone sales

Austria’s AMS which makes facial recognition technology became the latest Apple supplier to cut its revenue forecast due to the fruity cargo cult’s flagging iPhone sales.

Nvidia hit by crypto hangover
Published in Graphics

Shares plummet

The chipmaker names after a Roman vengeance demon has warned of dark times ahead.

Japanese cybersecurity tsar does not touch computers
Published in PC Hardware

Claims he does not need them

Japanese lawmakers were shocked to discover that its Cybersecurity tsar does not touch computers and claims he has no need for them.

F-35s can be taken over by hackers
Published in News

Who needs rockets

F-35 is more likely to be bought down by an enemy hacker than a rocket or enemy plane.

Google Schafts disaster robot unit
Published in IoT

Human Robots not working for Google

Google’s Schaft, which develops bipedal robots to helping in disaster efforts, is being shut down.

Trumpsters create game to kill minorities
Published in Gaming

While defending Trump

A new computer game that allows you to slaughter gay men, Jews, minorities and journalists while protecting Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is out..

A robot is the new super-hod
Published in IoT

Can build a house in three days

The days of skilled brick-layers making a fortune are coming to a close after a bricklaying robot named Hadrian was described in 2015 by Australian firm Fastbrick Robotics as capable of building the brick shell of a house in a matter of days, and it has now managed to complete the task.

HPCC and HP enterprise team up for Hawk supercomputer
Published in PC Hardware

3.5 faster thanks to AMD

The High - Performance Computing Centre of the University of Stuttgart (HLRS) and Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE), today announced a collaboration to build and deliver HLRS, a next-generation supercomputer.

Apple investments causing hedge funds headaches
Published in News

Several funds in trouble but they are still buying

Dumb-arsed Wall Street investors who never read Fudzilla placed their funds in danger by putting money into Apple.

Russians jammed US GPS
Published in News
15 November 2018

Russians jammed US GPS

Military exercise embarrassment

Russian spooks showed how they could shut down the entire US war machine by jamming GPS during a major NATO military exercise in Norway leaving them with the equivalent of Apple Maps.