AMS slashes forecast
Blames poor iPhone sales
Austria’s AMS which makes facial recognition technology became the latest Apple supplier to cut its revenue forecast due to the fruity cargo cult’s flagging iPhone sales.
Nvidia hit by crypto hangover
Shares plummet
The chipmaker names after a Roman vengeance demon has warned of dark times ahead.
Japanese cybersecurity tsar does not touch computers
Claims he does not need them
Japanese lawmakers were shocked to discover that its Cybersecurity tsar does not touch computers and claims he has no need for them.
F-35s can be taken over by hackers
Who needs rockets
F-35 is more likely to be bought down by an enemy hacker than a rocket or enemy plane.
Google Schafts disaster robot unit
Human Robots not working for Google
Google’s Schaft, which develops bipedal robots to helping in disaster efforts, is being shut down.
Trumpsters create game to kill minorities
While defending Trump
A new computer game that allows you to slaughter gay men, Jews, minorities and journalists while protecting Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is out..
A robot is the new super-hod
Can build a house in three days
The days of skilled brick-layers making a fortune are coming to a close after a bricklaying robot named Hadrian was described in 2015 by Australian firm Fastbrick Robotics as capable of building the brick shell of a house in a matter of days, and it has now managed to complete the task.
HPCC and HP enterprise team up for Hawk supercomputer
3.5 faster thanks to AMD
The High - Performance Computing Centre of the University of Stuttgart (HLRS) and Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE), today announced a collaboration to build and deliver HLRS, a next-generation supercomputer.
Apple investments causing hedge funds headaches
Several funds in trouble but they are still buying
Dumb-arsed Wall Street investors who never read Fudzilla placed their funds in danger by putting money into Apple.
Russians jammed US GPS
Military exercise embarrassment
Russian spooks showed how they could shut down the entire US war machine by jamming GPS during a major NATO military exercise in Norway leaving them with the equivalent of Apple Maps.
