Why can't Apple get the batteries right?
The Tame Apple Press is having to admit that its favourite company's iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max is a lemon... or at least is better off powered by one.
Installment plan to help more people into debt does not work
Fruity cargo cult Apple's moves into the financial sector are working out about as well as you expect and its flagship "Apple Pay Later" has been ironically delayed until next year.
Still coming the raw prawn, just less often
A new report by Australia’s telco watchdog recorded almost 80,000 complaints about phone and internet services in the last financial year.
It is not as if users will notice
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Apple is going to stick to its truly out-of-date refresh rates on its base iPhone’s until next year.