Apple shuffles the AI deck as its grand plan falls apart
Reshuffle shows Job's Mob still cannot get its AI house in order.
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has poached a Microsoft bod while its long-suffering AI chief drifts towards retirement, lifting the curtain on years of corporate flailing.
Samsung’s tri-fold finally leaves Apple looking flat
A new bendy toy lands while Jobs' Mob faffs about
Samsung has lobbed a proper curveball at the smartphone world with a gizmo that folds twice, while the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple still struggles to make even one bend without pulling something.
Apple may tap Intel's 18AP tech for cheap silicon
Job’s Mob looks at Chipzilla’s fabs for low-end Macs and iPads
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might let Troubled Chipzilla cook up some of its future M-series chips, which would be a curious twist in their long and occasionally frosty relationship.
DRAM prices spark family bust-up inside Samsung
Memory bosses squeeze Mobile Experience as Galaxy S26 costs loom
Samsung’s booming DRAM prices have sparked a row within its own divisions, as the semiconductor arm decides it prefers cash to family loyalty.
Intel's Wildcat Lake refresh leaks point to a modest core bump
Entry-level chiplet parts try to look exciting for 2027
Troubled Chipzilla’s bargain bin Wildcat Lake chips have not even landed yet, and already the usual leakers say a refresh is brewing.