Tame Apple Press celebrates iPhone’s radical new feature - a USB-C port
Otherwise, it is the same as last year’s phone
The Tame Apple Press has been extremely moist about Apple’s new range of iPhones while quietly moaning behind the scenes that there is nothing to see.
Apple unveils 3nm A17 Pro SoC for iPhone 15 Pro lineup
With 6-core CPU and 6-core GPU with hardware ray tracing
Apple has officially announced its new iPhone 15 lineup, as well as shed a bit more light on the new A17 Pro SoC that will be powering the flagship iPhone 15 Pro series. Based on the 3nm EUV manufacturing process, Apple promises up to 10 percent faster CPU and up to 20 percent faster GPU processing power, and hardware ray tracing, bringing big AAA game titles to the iPhone.
Start-up takes on Jobs’ Mob
David versus Goliath
The Tame Apple Press is fuming that a start-up is daring to say that it invented something Apple put on its iWatch.
India spends $2.1 billion to lure laptop makers
You don't need China
India has put $2.1 billion on the table to attract makers of laptops, tablets and other hardware to the South Asian nation as companies look to diversify supply chains beyond China.
NSO makes a further mockery of iPhone security
Three new flaws exploded
The Israeli security outfit, which has been helping authoritarian governments murder journalists and dissidents by hacking their iPhones, has scored even more hits on Jobs’ Mob’s “secure phones.”
Apple surrenders to the Germans
Agrees to allow apps to be hosted outside its official store
Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally bent to European pressure and will allow iPhone users to download apps hosted outside of its official App Store.
Cyber mercenary outfit hacked the iPhones of journalists, political opposition figures
Fortunately, Microsoft saved Apple’s security bacon
A cyber mercenary outfit QuaDream was using holes in iPhone security to allow governments to spy on journalists and political opposition figures for repressive regimes.
Apple’s ignored 'Find My iPhone' glitch could lead to deaths
Texas man fears he could be shot any day
A Texas man has begged Apple to pull finger and fix a glitch in their 'Find My iPhone' app before a patriotic fellow American uses their constitutional rights to execute him for stealing their expensive gear.
Apple Pay Later arrives
Ironically late
Fruity cargo cult Apple has introduced Apple Pay Later scheme in the US, later than Jobs' Mob thought it would be.
Kremlin staff told to get rid of their iPhones
Security risk
In a move that has been greeted with horror by the Tame Apple Press, that very nice Mr Putin has declared a "special military operation" on Apple and its products.