Apple to move a third of production out of China
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Will take 18 months

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to spend the next 18 months avoiding the impact of US/China tariffs by moving a third of its production out of China.

Apple badgers evil technology companies
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Tuesday, 18 June 2019 12:32

Apple badgers evil technology companies


Just as well we are pure and holy.

The maker of tech that became famous by stealing ideas from other companies and claiming it invented them says it is terrible when other companies create chaos while doing that.

Apple rumoured to be buying Intel's 5G tech
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After it knifed its partner

Fruity cargo cult Apple is rumoured to be negotiating with Intel to buy the 5G technology that it rejected for its iPhone.

Apple will make all your old cables redundant
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Upgrade them all

Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way of forcing its users to upgrade all their cabled gear – it is killing off its Lightning port.

Apple is using a custom connector for the SSD in the new Mac Pro
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So you can’t upgrade on the cheap

Fruity cargo cult Apple is famous for its expensive SSD upgrades which make expensive machines ridiculously more expensive, but now it appears that the outfit has taken an extra step to force customers to pay its upgrade bill.

Foxconn will rescue Apple from trade war
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Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:03

Foxconn will rescue Apple from trade war


We will just make iPhones outside China

Foxconn said that it will rescue its chum Apple from Trump’s out-of-control trade war.

Huawei: Ennui thought it was the zeitgeist
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Opinion: Mike Magee's Rave - War of the Worlds kicks off

I never in my wildest dreams – and my dreams are wild, by the way – that I considered that a headline could combine Mandarin, French, English and German. This one has.

Apple is killing the online advertising business
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It turns out those lock-ins have a knock-on effect

Over the last few years, Apple has quietly killed off the online advertising industry, and in iOS 13, it's kneecapping the digital marketing industry completely.

Apple continues repair witchhunt
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Friday, 07 June 2019 10:47

Apple continues repair witchhunt


Persecutes small businessman for crime of daring to fix broken iPhones

Despite being told by a Norwegian court that it had no case, the fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to sue a small businessperson into bankruptcy.

Apple’s “find my” feature will be a nightmare
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But still thinks it is great

Designers at fruity cargo cult Apple appear to have been sniffing the floor polish again after proudly showing off one of the potentially daftest features for an iPhone.