Former Apple people intro smarter smartphones
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Innovation happens outside the fruity cargo cult

A startup founded by a former Apple bloke is coming up with cutting edge technology which aims to bring something new to the smartphone industry.

Kids can easily bypass Apple Screen Time
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Wednesday, 16 October 2019 10:57

Kids can easily bypass Apple Screen Time


Don’t outsource parenting to Jobs’ Mob

Apple fanboys who believe that they can outsource parenting to their favourite company beware – your child can bypass Apple Screen Time.

Apple ordered TV content creators to be nice to China
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Self-censorship

The fruity cargo cult Apple ordered TV show content creators that they must not show China in a bad light in any of their programmes.

Apple sharing fanboys' Safari data with the Chinese
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What could go wrong?

Apple, which often positions itself as a champion of privacy and human rights, is sending some IP addresses from users of its Safari browser on iOS to Chinese conglomerate Tencent -- a company with close ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

Apple’s plans for Mac compatibility fall short
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Consumers must pay twice within walled garden of delights

Apple has been unable to get cross-device compatibility within its walled garden of delights going correctly and the only people suffering are consumers.

Apple drops Taiwan
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Tuesday, 08 October 2019 10:42

Apple drops Taiwan


Must... obey... China

In a desperate attempt to get the Chinese onside again, Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is trying to pretend that Taiwan does not exist.

iPhone SE 2 slated for the first quarter of 2020
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Claims it will be "affordable"

According to Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, Apple is expected to launch the next version of the iPhone SE 2 in the first quarter of 2020 and apparently it will be "affordable".

The sad tale of Apple's unlucky  iOS 13 revealed
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Woe, woe, thrice woe

Apple's problems with iOS 13 are not going away despite three updates.

iPhone made me gay
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Thursday, 03 October 2019 11:17

iPhone made me gay


A Russian man is suing

A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.

Tame Apple Press fumes after Microsoft releases a phone
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How dare it disrupt the market?

The Tame Apple Press is incandescent with rage after the software King of the World Microsoft released a dual screen phone which is far more innovative than anything their favourite company has produced for years.