Until someone has a new idea, this is all just expensive word salad

The tech industry is running full tilt towards Artificial General Intelligence, but the tools it’s using barely understand sarcasm, let alone reality.

Sees “white genocide” everywhere even in baseball

Elon Musk’s pet AI Grok appears to have gone completely off its trolley, hijacking conversations on X (formerly Twitter) to bang on about alleged "white genocide" in South Africa, no matter what anyone asks it.

Colossus supercomputer sparks pollution row 

Elon Musk’s AI outfit, xAI, has managed to become one of Memphis’ biggest air polluters kicking off a storm among residents already battling industrial filth.

Will not point out that he spreads misinformation  

Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

He is the biggest spreading of “disinformation” on X

Elon [look at me] Musk has been outed as having the biggest flaming pants on the social notworking site X, by his own AI.

We thought he was opposed to that sort of thing

After launching court cases against organisations training AI based on scraping Twitter day, Elon [look at me] Musk has decided “I’ll be ‘aving me some of that.”

Promises to lobotomise it to stop it from being intelligent

Elon [look at me] Musk was shocked to discover that his AI chatbot Grok was not churning out answers that would please his nutty right-wing target market.