Musk wants Twitter to become a payment platform
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Dusts off Dog coin hype

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.

Mixed fortunes for Tesla
Published in Transportation
Friday, 27 January 2023 12:07

Mixed fortunes for Tesla


But Musk claims success because of car sales and he is popular on Twitter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk downplayed Tesla’s poor results by putting a positive spin on the numbers and prayed for a recession.

Musk "might not be" the best person to run Twitter claims founder
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No, really?

Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.

King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent
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Wednesday, 25 January 2023 10:18

King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent


Put his head on a spike

King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.

Don’t let Musk drill into your skull
Published in AI
Tuesday, 24 January 2023 10:08

Don’t let Musk drill into your skull


UK NHS doctor calls out Musk’s approach to working with the brain

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempts to build cyber interfaces between humans and machines have been given a kick in the nadgers by one of his rivals.

Musk kills Twitter Apps
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 20 January 2023 12:33

Musk kills Twitter Apps


Borked all of them today

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.

Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video
Published in Transportation
Wednesday, 18 January 2023 10:58

Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video


Musk used it as evidence that his cars drove themselves 

A 2016 video that Tesla used to promote its self-driving technology gave the vehicle features which were vapourware so that its owner Elon Musk as could prove that “Tesla drives itself.”

Twitter workers denied court case
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Tuesday, 17 January 2023 11:30

Twitter workers denied court case


Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers 

A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.

Musk is the biggest loser in history
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Tuesday, 10 January 2023 12:16

Musk is the biggest loser in history


Business "genius" lost $183 billion

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.

Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
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Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me]  Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.