More hubris than Bellerophon

OpenAI has found a way to burst its own AI bubble by killing off the developing industry with its own greed.

Aiding paralysis patients

While Elon [look at me] Musk’s invasive brain implants are getting all the press, a much better solution is installing OpenAI into the brains of paralysed patients.

Please give it to use for free while we work out a way to do you over

While Microsoft had to pay $10 billion for its OpenAI deal, the fruity cargo cult Apple seems to be getting it for free.

Successor to GPT-4

OpenAI has announced that it has started training a new flagship artificial intelligence model that would succeed its GPT-4 technology.

Vole wants to be free of Google and OpenAI

Software King of the World Microsoft, stirring up the AI pot with a whopping investment of more than €9.29 into OpenAI, is cooking up its own secret sauce: a spanking new AI model that's beefy enough to throw down the gauntlet to big dogs like Google, Anthropic, and even OpenAI.

It's not an acquisition

EU watchdogs might be prepared to let the software King of the World, Microsoft, get away with its €12.15 billion investment in OpenAI.

With him in charge

OpenAI has released emails which prove that rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk was not interested in keeping the company as a non-profit – he just wanted to be in charge.

Handbags at dawn 

In a cheeky jibe at the World Governments Summit in Dubai, Nvidia’s head honcho, Huang, had a right laugh when asked how many GPU chips one could nab with a few trillion quid.

Pair allowed pervs to make fake porn of Taylor Swift: claim

A Microsoft AI boss says he found holes in OpenAI's DALL-E 3 image maker in early December that let users make violent and dirty images and that the company stopped him from telling the public.

We ask the questions

Volkswagen drivers will be able to install OpenAI's ChatGPT in their vehicles from the second quarter of 2024.