France slaps Job’s Mob with €150m fine for privacy power play
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Watchdog says App Tracking Transparency wasn’t as innocent as it looked

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s much-hyped App Tracking Transparency feature has earned it a €150 million slap on the wrist from France’s antitrust bloodhounds, who say it used privacy as a smokescreen to stiff the competition.

Micron jacks up the prices
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Tuesday, 01 April 2025 09:47

Micron jacks up the prices


Chipmaker banks on AI boom 

Memory vendor Micron has confirmed what punters feared—memory is getting dearer, and it’s not stopping anytime soon.

China masks up in Taiwan chip heist scandal.
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Beijing’s talent-thieving ops exposed by Taiwanese spooks

China has been playing dress-up in Taiwan’s tech scene, creating fake firms to lure semiconductor experts into helping bolster Beijing’s chip ambitions—without anyone knowing they were working for the mainland.

Chipzilla’s new boss admits it’s all a bit of a mess
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Tan promises custom chips, cuts, and contrition at Intel Vision debut

Troubled Chipzilla’s newly appointed CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, took the stage in Las Vegas and confessed to a crowd of unimpressed attendees that the chipmaker had lost its way.

Torvalds fumes over "code turds" in Intel graphics code in Linux 6.15
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Hdrtest backlash as DRM update hits kernel

IT’s Mr Sweary Linus Torvalds has blasted Troubled Chipzilla’s “hdrtest” feature.

Microsoft turns 50
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Monday, 31 March 2025 11:49

Microsoft turns 50


Early insiders reflect on the messy genius behind Vole

The Software King of the World has officially hit the big five-oh, and the Seattle Times kicked off its retrospective with a perfect line: “Microsoft built things. It broke things.”

China  leads humanoid robot charge.
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Monday, 31 March 2025 11:45

China  leads humanoid robot charge.


Bets big on bipedal bots while the US flaps over security fears

Foxconn is getting first dibs on China’s humanoid robots, while the US dithers over national security fears and turf wars.

Samsung crams TikTok and AI into your fridge
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Bespoke appliances now come with screens, sensors, and a heap of gimmickry

Samsung's AI-powered fridge now recognises your leftovers and plays TikTok while you grab a Coke — all for the price of a decent used car.

Reddit’s hype hangover begins to bite
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Monday, 31 March 2025 11:31

Reddit’s hype hangover begins to bite


AI buzz fades, Google shifts gears, and investors run for the exits

Reddit’s stock is spiralling, dropping another 10 per cent this week as the sugar high from its IPO wears off and harsh reality sets in.

Musk gives DOGE months to replace SSA code
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Replace 60 million lines of COBOL--yeah right  

Elon [Roman Salute] Musk is trying to modernise America’s Social Security Administration with a crack team of DOGE-linked technologists and a timeframe that makes actual engineers laugh out loud.