SpaceX paid $250,000 to make Musk sex complaint disappear
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You can shut anyone up if you have enough cash

SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn’t speak out or sue the company after she claimed Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex.

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk
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Thursday, 28 April 2022 11:49

Rivals benefit as Twitter users flee Musk


Twitter locks down source code to protect it from angry staff

Twitter is seeing a revolt from staff and customers angry that it is preparing to sell its soul to poor little rich-kid Elon [look at me] Musk.

Has Musk bought a lemon?
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Tuesday, 26 April 2022 11:29

Has Musk bought a lemon?


Will he get away with buying Twitter

Poor little rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk is poised to become the next owner of Twitter, having pledged roughly $44 billion to buy the social platform and take it private.

Musk claims buying Twitter would be for the public good
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It is nothing to do with the fact I don't think I am getting enough attention

Speaking for the first time since news broke of his attempts to buy all of Twitter, Tesla CEO Elon Musk said his offer had been made for the public good.

Musk kills monkeys in failed brain experiments
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'Neuralink' killed 15 Monkeys Out Of 23 claims animal rights group

Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain implants aim to put a chip in the human brain for us to control things with our mind killed 15 out of 23 of the monkeys where it was installed.

NASA worried about SpaceX's Starlink plans
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Thursday, 10 February 2022 13:47

NASA worried about SpaceX's Starlink plans


30,000 satellites is getting silly

NASA has raised concerns about SpaceX's plan to deploy about 30,000 satellites for its Starlink.

Musk hacks off Chinese
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Tuesday, 28 December 2021 12:01

Musk hacks off Chinese


Satellites nearly take out space station

Chinese citizens have declared Elon Musk public enema number one after his Starlink programme satellites nearly hit the country’s space station.

Tesla sued for failing to fulfil technology promise
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You mean they will not have human androids out by the end of the year?

Elon Musk is famous for becoming a little too enthusiastic about his technology’s potential, this year he even claimed he would have a human android which was affordable available. However it appears his mouth might have got him into trouble down under.

Musk says Tesla had quality problems
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Thursday, 04 February 2021 12:35

Musk says Tesla had quality problems


Flaws we would see in Kia in the 90s

Tesla CEO Elon Musk sat down with one of Tesla's harshest critics, Sandy Munro, and discussed the issues that plagued early Model 3s and admitted there had been quality issues.

Tesla's refreshed Model S can run Cyberpunk 2077
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Packs 10 TFLOPs of compute performance

Tesla's Elon Musk has revealed its refresh of the Model S which should ship next month, and in addition to the upgraded powertrain, it packs some impressive infotainment system, pushing out 10 TFLOPs of compute performance.