VW wants you to subscribe to your car
Published in News
Thursday, 10 June 2021 11:44

VW wants you to subscribe to your car


This will go down well

Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company, VW, wants drivers to pay a subscription to use the self-driving features of its cars.

Volkswagen blames suppliers for chip shortage
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 16 February 2021 11:13

Volkswagen blames suppliers for chip shortage


Bad planning 

Adolf Hitler's favourite car company Volkswagen, said bad planning on the part of its suppliers has compounded a computer chip shortage blighting the global auto industry, claiming it gave ample notice that the coronavirus’ hit to car production would be limited.

Vole and Volkswagen team up
Published in News
Thursday, 11 February 2021 11:51

Vole and Volkswagen team up


VW gets lebensraum on Microsoft’s cloud

Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company has teamed up with what used to be known as the Evil Empire to streamline efforts to build self-driving cars.

Volkswagen rolls out the battery-electric Golf eR1
Published in Transportation


Zero-emission hot hatch

Volkswagen used the GP Ice Race in Zell am See, Austria, to roll out its battery-electric Golf eR1 zero-emission hot hatch.

European Union snubs VW's  wireless standard
Published in Transportation


Wants 5G instead 

European Union states opened the way to competing technologies for internet-connected cars after rejecting a European Commission push for a wifi-based standard backed by Volkswagen.

Former Volkswagen CEO faces fraud serious charges
Published in Transportation


He and four others equipped vehicles with emission defeating gear

The former CEO of Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company, Martin Winterkorn .has been charged with serious fraud in Germany for his role in the diesel-rigging scandal that rocked the carmaker and cost it about 29 billion euro ($33 billion).

Volkswagen signs transportation pact with Microsoft
Published in Transportation


Connected car marriage made in….

Hitler’s favourite car company has teamed up with the people who brought you Windows Vista as part of a drive to offer connected vehicle services across the globe.

Volkswagen buries the hatchet with Broadcom
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 22 November 2018 12:24

Volkswagen buries the hatchet with Broadcom


Ends patent lawsuit

Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company Volkswagen has struck a deal with Broadcom ending a billion dollar patent lawsuit.

VW invests $50 billion in electrification
Published in Transportation
Monday, 19 November 2018 10:59

VW invests $50 billion in electrification


Wants to blitzkrieg the new car market

Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company VW is planning to blitzkrieg the developing car electrification industry by investing $50 billion.

Car industry still needs more humans
Published in IoT
Friday, 21 September 2018 11:01

Car industry still needs more humans


Roberts not Robots

Car industry employees should not be concerned about robots taking their jobs – at least not for the moment.