Saves $10 billion trying to buy the platform

After failing to acquire the popular chat platform Discord for $10 billion, Microsoft has opted to try integrating Discord's voice-chat capabilities into Xbox consoles.

Twitter locks down source code to protect it from angry staff

Twitter is seeing a revolt from staff and customers angry that it is preparing to sell its soul to poor little rich-kid Elon [look at me] Musk.

Vole will do a deal with one of the four horses of the Apocalypse instead

Messaging platform Discord has ironically ended deal talks with Microsoft after failing to reach an agreement.

More than $10 billion

Microsoft is in talks to buy messaging platform Discord for more than $10 billion.