Saves $10 billion trying to buy the platform
After failing to acquire the popular chat platform Discord for $10 billion, Microsoft has opted to try integrating Discord's voice-chat capabilities into Xbox consoles.
Twitter locks down source code to protect it from angry staff
Twitter is seeing a revolt from staff and customers angry that it is preparing to sell its soul to poor little rich-kid Elon [look at me] Musk.
Vole will do a deal with one of the four horses of the Apocalypse instead
Messaging platform Discord has ironically ended deal talks with Microsoft after failing to reach an agreement.