Tame Apple Press claims it is a good reason to upgrade
Apple’s iPhone has bug which leaks gigabytes of data to the internet, it is not going to fix it and it will break most Apple fanboy’s phone bills.
Ten years ago, David Wang installed Android on the first-generation iPhone. Now Wang and his colleagues at cybersecurity startup Corellium are doing it again with the ostentatiously titled Project Sandcastle.
Costs $500 million
Fruity cargo cult Apple mysteriously settled in a case where it stood accused of throttling older iPhones to force customers to buy newer models or batteries.
Rian Johnson spills the beans
While fruity cargo-cult Apple tries to get its gear product placed into movies, it insists that it cannot be used by the bad guys.
It will probably have a rotary dial
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that claims the fruity cargo cult Apple is thinking of putting out a “cheap” mobile phone.
Even when it is turned off
Fruity cargo cult Apple is in the middle of another spying row after security researcher and journalist Brian Krebs noted that the flagship iPhone 11 Pro will track a user’s location, even when location settings are turned off.
No ports in a storm
Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo says there will be four new OLED iPhone models in 2020, followed by a new iPhone without a Lightning port in 2021.
A Russian man is suing
A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.
The structure of the universe has changed
After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.