Apple gets a breather in Brazil
Court gives it more time to get its act together
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been given more time to sort out its anti-trust antics in Brazil.
Apple spies on minions via iCloud accounts
Employee sues over prison conditions
An Apple employee has filed a new lawsuit, accusing the fruity cargo cult of spying on its workers through their iCloud accounts and non-work devices.
Apple hardware geniuses reversed the capacitor
Jobs’ Mob loved the smell of ozone in the morning
Engineers at the fruity cargo cult Apple were so clever that they installed the capacitors upside-down, but the Tame Apple Press did not notice.
TSMC ahead with its 2nm production
Installed six months early
TSMC’s flashy new 2nm fab in Kaohsiung has just hit a massive milestone with an equipment installation ceremony – six months early.
Apple gear easier for coppers to knock over than Android
Graykey struggles with Android
The Tame Apple Press is somewhat shocked to discover that Graykey, a forensic tool used by coppers to unlock modern smartphones, does really well against their favourite shiny gadgets.
Chang claims Cook had a gutsful of Intel
Complained to Chang
The supreme pooh bah of the fruity cargo cult Apple Tim Cook didn't mince words when discussing Intel's contract manufacturing division with TSMC founder Dr. Morris Chang (pictured).
Cheeky thief mocks Apple’s security
Steals IDs and then picks up their gear
The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a spate of thefts from someone who is mocking its security at all levels.
Tame Apple Press comes up with new Apple vapourware
Apparently it is going to build a TV now
Desperate to create an illusion that Apple is on the cutting edge of something, the Tame Apple Press is claiming that Jobs’ Mob is working on a TV.
Brazilian regulator orders Apple to lift in-app purchase restrictions
Takes on the fruity cargo cult
Brazils antitrust regulator Cade has taken the brave step of telling Apple what to do and order the fruity cargo cult to lift restrictions on payment methods for in-app purchases.
Disparity in chipmakers' R&D budgets
Nvidia surges ahead of AMD and Intel
Tech Fund has revealed a significant disparity in research and development (R&D) budgets between competing hardware makers AMD and Nvidia. Troubled Intel appears weaker than both despite its vast R&D expenditure.