Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI
Published in AI
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 11:13

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI


Just like he did Tesla 

The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.

Sweden’s national pension fund dumped Apple, Tesla, Intel, and Nvidia shares
Published in News


Future is bleak for big four

Sweden’s national pension cut back on U.S.-traded tech stocks that outperformed in the first quarter including Apple, Tesla, Intel, and Nvidia.

Musk broke US labour laws
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 04 April 2023 12:20

Musk broke US labour laws


Threatening unionising workers by tweet is apparently illegal

A federal appeals court has ruled supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk broke US labour laws by tweeting that Tesla workers would lose stock trading options if they joined a union.

Musk holds product launch with no products
Published in News
Thursday, 02 March 2023 11:32

Musk holds product launch with no products


Plan 3 from outer space

Supreme rich twit Elon [look at me] Musk hit a new low at his Tesla investor day yesterday when he stood up and offered them nothing other than his glorious presence.

Tesla fires 30 workers for wanting to be in a union
Published in News


In other news we are in the 21st century

While electric car maker Tesla claims to be a 21st century company it is using methods from the 19th century to try and shut down unions.

Mixed fortunes for Tesla
Published in Transportation
Friday, 27 January 2023 12:07

Mixed fortunes for Tesla


But Musk claims success because of car sales and he is popular on Twitter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk downplayed Tesla’s poor results by putting a positive spin on the numbers and prayed for a recession.

Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video
Published in Transportation
Wednesday, 18 January 2023 10:58

Tesla alleged to have faked self driving video


Musk used it as evidence that his cars drove themselves 

A 2016 video that Tesla used to promote its self-driving technology gave the vehicle features which were vapourware so that its owner Elon Musk as could prove that “Tesla drives itself.”

Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
Published in News


Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me]  Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him. 

Tesla decimates staff again (probably)
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 22 December 2022 12:31

Tesla decimates staff again (probably)


Hiring freeze too, until Musk changes his mind again

In a move which has nothing to do with supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk losing a fortune buying Twitter to create a haven for US right-wingers, his electric car maker Tesla will stop hiring people and will fire one in ten workers.

Tesla's new supercomputer caused power cut in Palo Alto
Published in PC Hardware


Might have a few energy problems 

Tesla's new Dojo supercomputer tripped the power grid in Palo Alto even when it was only operating its first chip and training tiles.