You probably were not expecting this
Apple's long-rumoured mixed-reality headset could cost consumers over $2,000 when it eventually ships in 2023.
Could not be bothered fixing the problem
Fruity cargo cult Apple sat on a serious Safari bug which disclosed user data for months and still cannot be bothered fixing it.
Dragged into court
The maker of the popular game “PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" has launched a US lawsuit claiming that a Singapore-based company made rip-off versions of its game, and Apple and Google have refused to stop selling them.
Apparently they will help sort out Open source
The White House will meet executives from leading tech firms, including Google, Biggish Blue, Vole, Facebook, Jobs’ Mob, Oracle and Amazon.
It just can’t keep them
While the Tame Apple Press claims that Jobs’ Mob is about to replace Intel as the world’s top chip maker, the fruity cargo cult can’t keep experienced personnel.
At least those who know a bit about PCs
While Jobs Mob does not want to flog a Mac with one of Intel's 12th-generation Core processors, there is support amongst those fanboys who know about PCs to make it happen.
Tame Apple Press blamed the telcos
A software bug in Apple iCloud Private Relay caused it to block connections to telcos.
How to make your users even more annoying by turning them into bullies
Fruity cargo cult Apple thinks that its colour coding of SMS messages will force teens to switch from Android to Apple.
Blood Pressure and glycose testing were vapourware
The Tame Apple Press has been claiming that Apple’s watch will soon be able to measure the wearer’s glucose levels in a noninvasive manner and check their blood pressure.
Nearly $100 million a year
Apple boss Tim Cook's pay in 2021 was 1,447 times that of the average employee at the tech giant, thanks mostly to stock awards that helped him earn a total of nearly $100 million.