The first part of EU’s new AI law running
Published in News
Monday, 03 February 2025 12:11

The first part of EU’s new AI law running


Apple and Meta already unhappy about where this is going

The first requirements of the European Union’s AI Act have now come into force, effectively banning artificial intelligence systems deemed "unacceptably risky."

Apple cancels advanced AR Glasses project
Published in IoT
Monday, 03 February 2025 11:37

Apple cancels advanced AR Glasses project


Company “lacks vision.”

Fruity cargo cult Apple has given up on a project to develop advanced augmented reality (AR) glasses because users are not interested, and its development team “lacks vision.”

Apple shells out over borked batteries
Published in IoT
Monday, 03 February 2025 09:27

Apple shells out over borked batteries


Overhyped watches were swell and not in a good way

Apple Watch owners who bought into the marketing hype around its first three generations may be entitled to some cash over their poor design.

Turn off Apple Intelligence
Published in AI
Friday, 31 January 2025 10:22

Turn off Apple Intelligence


Security issues and just weird

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s Apple Intelligence product is now included by default in iOS 18.3 for iPhones, and security experts are warning that it should be disabled.

Apple’s results worse than expected
Published in News
Friday, 31 January 2025 09:53

Apple’s results worse than expected


iPhone cash cow dying

The Tame Apple Press set itself to spin to save the company after the outfit announced falling iPhone sales.

Intel did not know how to be foundry
Published in News
Thursday, 30 January 2025 10:24

Intel did not know how to be foundry


Apple told TSMC

Fruity cargo cult Apple chose to cosy up with Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) over Chipzilla for its custom silicon because “Intel didn’t know how to be a foundry.”

Apple-designed chips are a hacker’s joy
Published in News
Wednesday, 29 January 2025 10:42

Apple-designed chips are a hacker’s joy


SLAP and FLOP

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s overhyped homemade chips contain two “features” that allow hackers to access credit card information, locations, and other sensitive data from the Chrome and Safari browsers as they visit sites such as iCloud Calendar, Google Maps, and Proton Mail.

VD Vance says Big Tech has too much power
Published in News
Tuesday, 28 January 2025 11:34

VD Vance says Big Tech has too much power


Things might not be so sweet for Tech oligarchs under Trump

Despite much brownnosing and cash handed over to Donald Trump, it seems that things might not go so well for the Big Tech oligarchs during this third term.

iPhone has a new broken alarm feature
Published in News
Monday, 27 January 2025 11:47

iPhone has a new broken alarm feature


Claims to be on it

Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.  

Apple admits its CarPlay 2 is “late”
Published in Transportation
Friday, 24 January 2025 08:58

Apple admits its CarPlay 2 is “late”


Has deleted release dates from the CarPlay page

Fruity cargo cult Apple is having trouble getting products out of its flying saucer—this time, its CarPlay "product has been placed on the never-never list.