Apple investments causing hedge funds headaches
Published in News
Thursday, 15 November 2018 12:49

Apple investments causing hedge funds headaches


Several funds in trouble but they are still buying

Dumb-arsed Wall Street investors who never read Fudzilla placed their funds in danger by putting money into Apple.

iPhone cash cow being killed off by the mid-range phones
Published in Mobiles


Same functions for half the price

Apple’s most scary rival is not the makers of other high-end phones but mid-range phones coming out of China.

Intel XMM 8160 5G silence XMM 8060
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 14 November 2018 17:47

Intel XMM 8160 5G silence XMM 8060


From 2G to 5G in 2H 2019

Intel has announced its XMM 8160 5G modem that supports all the "Gs" from 2G to 5G NR and it plans to ship the modem in 2H 2019 so expect it in phones and PCs in early 2020.

iPhoneX explodes after update
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 14 November 2018 12:29

iPhoneX explodes after update


Apple's quack software team strikes again

An overpriced iPhoneX exploded after the unfortunate Apple fanboy owner tried to install an update.

Apple’s super security chip is all about lock downs
Published in PC Hardware


Attempt to kill third-party repairs

The Tame Apple Press has made much ado about the fruity cargo cult Apple’s super cool game-changing T2 security chip which is supposed to make Macs like Fort Knox.  But according to the Verge, the T2 chip is a nasty bit of DRM whose main job is to lock down Apple devices from third-party repair services.

Apple shares tank on iPhone sales warnings
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:48

Apple shares tank on iPhone sales warnings


Who would have thought an overpriced phone would be such a loser?

Fruity cargo cult Apple's share price has fallen after its suppliers warned that their bottom lines would be taking a caning due to poor sales of the iPhone.

Apple admits more quality problems in iPhones and MacBooks
Published in Mobiles


We charged you more and you paid it

It looks like those who thought they were getting value for money by spending more on the new iPhones and MacBooks will be disappointed – Apple appears to have admitted its build quality has slipped.

Amazon to sell Apple gear
Published in News
Monday, 12 November 2018 12:47

Amazon to sell Apple gear


Long term rivals bury the hatchet 


Apple and Amazon have buried the hatchet only a few years after Jobs’ Mob arranged a pricing cartel to shut the book seller out of the ebook market.

Apple denies peace talks with Qualcomm
Published in News
Thursday, 08 November 2018 11:55

Apple denies peace talks with Qualcomm


Will continue to punish until its slashes prices

Fruity cargo cult Apple has denied that it is in settlement talks with Qualcomm.

Apple puts brakes on iPhone XR
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 06 November 2018 12:07

Apple puts brakes on iPhone XR


No one wants it

Apple has told its smartphone assemblers Foxconn and Pegatron to halt plans to set up more production lines dedicated to its new iPhone XR.