Behold the Windows you rent
Microsoft is getting ready to replace Windows 10 with the Microsoft Managed Desktop which will be a "desktop-as-a-service" (DaaS) offering.
Ironically with a new update
Software King of the world Microsoft wants to use AI to work out if you really need an update for its Windows 10 software.
Bring your own potentially dead and alive cats
Software king of the world Microsoft has launched the open-source Quantum Katas on GitHub.
The future is cloudy
Microsoft posted quarterly profit and revenue that beat analysts’ estimates, as more businesses signed up for its Azure cloud computing services and Office 365 productivity suite.
There might be a spy amongst us
Microsoft detected and helped block hacking attempts against three congressional candidates this year, a company executive said.
Takes responsibility for all modern life
While software king of the world Microsoft appears to have pulled the plug on most of its consumer products, its execs told partners that Redmond isn't giving up on ordinary people.
It seems to have better developers
While the fruity cargo cult Apple's software developers have difficulty making software which can handle daylight saving and moving time zones, Microsoft is looking at introducing leap-seconds to its operating system.
Can't get the staff
Software king of the world Microsoft is considering moving more of its operations overseas because Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump will not allow it to bring in more foreign workers.
Smaller Surface Go starts at $399
After an endless line of earlier well-leaked rumors, Microsoft said its cheapest Surface to date, the $399 Surface Go, is up for grabs. The new model is both smaller and lighter, as well as comes with apparently surprisingly decent hardware specifications.
Cleared FCC approval
Microsoft's $400 Surface tablet, codenamed Libra, has cleared FCC approval and could be with us soon.