Even in Apple land
The Tame Apple Press, in its bid to push its favourite company, made a staggering claim – thanks to Steve Jobs and his iPad the PC was officially dead.
Yearly product cycles caused carbon footprint to accelerate
When alien archaeologists comb through the wreckage of our dead planet they will be forced to conclude that the electronics industry decisions to market products that last a year before needing to be renewed was a key factor.
Touchscreens led to destroyer collision
The US Navy has worked out that using touchscreens to run its throttle and helm controls on its destroyers was a dumb idea.
No sex please we are British
When Steve Jobs popularised smartphone technology he had no idea that he would be personally responsible for stopping British people from having sex.
I wanna folding phone
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has complained that Jobs' Mob is falling behind in innovation.
Former engineer spins the beans
Apple turned against customers and its employees after the death of co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs; a fired Apple engineer claims in a lawsuit.
Ever get the impression you have been lied to?
In 2007 Steve Jobs announced that humanity had entered the “post PC era” and that the world would be completely mobile.
You toucha our brand we breaka your face
Apple no longer owns the right to Steve Jobs’ name after a landmark trademark dispute in Italy.
30 Jobs owned items for sale
Jane Fonda is kicking off a trade in religious relics based around the worship of the dead Apple prophet, Steve Jobs.
We are not gangsters really
Fruity Cargo cult Apple is hoping that the US Supreme Court will throw out a case in which its Messiah, Steve Jobs was found guilty of running an illegal cartel with the leading publishers which conspired to push up the price of books.