Apple’s Intelligence upgrade expected on October 28
Might even be able to count to five
The Tame Apple Press is excited about Apple's release of its AI feature on iOS 18.1, claiming that it will be a “major upgrade considering the number of front-facing changes it will bring for the iPhone.”
Apple faces probe for killing iPhone web apps in EU
The price for being petulant
Apple could be in hot water over its decision to scrap iPhone web apps in the European Union, the Financial Times reports.
Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice
iPhone sushi is not an approved technology solution
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to tell its rather stupid fanboys that sticking their expensive iPhones in a bed of rice will not be good for their health.
US law set to arrest iPhone giant
Apple in a jam
Apple is facing a massive lawsuit from the US Justice Department over its dirty tricks to keep the iPhone on top.
Apple wants iPhones to talk like humans
We must do something catch up
Desperate to recover the ground lost by dropping the ball on AI, Apple claims that it has a secret plan to make iPhones smart by allowing them to chat like a real person.
Police warn fanboys about new iPhone "feature"
Allows too much data to be shared
US coppers are warning iPhone users to be cautious following a new update which comes with a default setting which allows stalkers and pedophiles to uplift all a phone's data.
Apple kneed in the Middle Kingdom
No one wants the new iPhone
The fruity cargo cult Apple is having a bad time in China as punters no longer want an expensive slice of the American dream.
Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers
You need an iPhone to defend against car thieves
Washington D.C. plans to give residents Apple AirTags to help officers track down stolen vehicles.
Apple tells people if they are holding their iPhones wrong
Preventing short-sightedness
Fruity cargo cult Apple has installed a tool on its iPhone which tells users if they are holding the screen too close to their face.
Qualcomm modems will power Apple phones until 2026
Modems are hard
Even though Apple acquired Intel's modem business unit, the company failed to materialize its in-house 5G modem that works in the worldwide market. Shortly before the iPhone's announcement, it was announced that Apple still sticks with the Qualcomm modems.