Kremlin staff told to get rid of their iPhones
Security risk
In a move that has been greeted with horror by the Tame Apple Press, that very nice Mr Putin has declared a "special military operation" on Apple and its products.
Kremlin takes on Google
Publish our fake news or face the consequences
A spat has broken out between the search engine Google and the Russian government over Tsar Putin’s right to flood Google News with fake news.