
CTO and TDF sign deal for VLEO satellite network
Saving Europe from Starlink
Constellation Technologies & Operations (CTO) and telecom infrastructure firm TDF have signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) to integrate Very Low Earth Orbit (VLEO) satellites into terrestrial networks.

Musk’s Starlink in nepotism row
Exiting commerce official whistleblows
A departing Commerce Department official dropped a scathing farewell email accusing Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s administration of lining Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s already bulging pockets with taxpayer cash.

Musk invades Poland
Claims to have the fate of Ukraine in his paws
Elon [roman salute] Musk has turned a geopolitical crisis into his ego trip by clashing with Poland’s Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski over Starlink’s role in Ukraine’s defence.

Trump gives chum Musk a ton of broadband contracts
$10 billion to $20 billion
Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s administration is giving the boot to fibre internet preferences in the $42.45 billion Broadband Equity, Access, and Deployment (BEAD) programme, a move that will conveniently funnel more cash into Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s Starlink.

Starlink wants a pizza Italy’s spectrum
Musk feels a closeness with Italy
Elon [Roman salute] Musk's Starlink is battling for access to key E-band frequencies in Italy as the space-based internet giant seeks to cement its dominance across Europe.

Anonymous wades into Musk
We are coming for you
The hacker collective Anonymous issued a stern warning to Elon [Roman Salute] Musk, accusing the chainsaw-weilding, bouncing Leatherface of manipulating cryptocurrency markets and disregarding the welfare of average investors.

Canada blames Musk
Shoots across his bows before surrendering
Swastica maker Elon [look at me] Musk might find his businesses suffer more as he becomes closely identified with Donald [grab ‘em by the pussy] Trump’s trade policies.

Italian government cutting a coms deal with Musk
Snub to Italian-European system on table after meeting with Trump
Italy's far right government is in advanced talks with Elon [look at me] Musk's SpaceX for a deal to provide secure telecommunications for the nation's government.

Musk secretly chatting to Putin for two years
Asked to go against US foreign policy
For the last two years Elon [look at me] Musk has regularly talked with that very nice Vladimir Putin and come under pressure to disobey US foreign policy.

SpaceX wants to increase its bandwidth
Asked the FCC for permission
Elon [look at me] Musk has asked the FCC for permission to modify the second generation, Gen2, of Spacex’s Starlink satellite system.