Apple fighting EU moves for a common charger
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Will no one think of the poor Apple fanboys?

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to fight  EU lawmakers' call for a common charger,  not because it will stop it making huge amounts of money from fiddling with plugs to force an upgrade, but because poor Apple fanboys will suffer.

Apple finally removes support for Flash
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Friday, 24 January 2020 10:29

Apple finally removes support for Flash


Now the ghost of Steve Jobs will have to find another reason why Safari keeps breaking

More than a decade ago, Apple's High Priest Steve Jobs moaned that Flash was responsible for things breaking in his software.  Now, it seems Apple is ending all connection with the software which appears to have outlasted Jobs himself.

Apple’s Safari anti-tracking feature allows users to be tracked
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Thanks to software designed to protect their privacy

The software genii at Apple have moved from creating clock software which cannot adjust to summertime to building anti-tracking software which allows users to be tracked.

Apple wants to create a cheap iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 January 2020 11:56

Apple wants to create a cheap iPhone


It will probably have a rotary dial

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that claims the fruity cargo cult Apple is thinking of putting out a “cheap” mobile phone.

Apple did not bring in end-to-end encryption of iCloud
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Appears to have caved to FBI pressue

Apple quickly caved to FBI pressure and decided not to encrypt iCloud backups a couple of years ago. Thank goodness nobody would ever try hacking an iCloud account to get compromising photos or data.

Apple leaves Wyze in the rear view mirror
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Friday, 17 January 2020 11:33

Apple leaves Wyze in the rear view mirror


Apple's buy out of Xnor.ai has put it in trouble

Apple's recent purchase of  AI outfit Xnor.ai is leaving Wyze's affordable cameras without the people detection feature.

Europe wants universal chargers
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Thursday, 16 January 2020 10:53

Europe wants universal chargers


Apple must do what it's told

The fruity cargo cult Apple could find itself at the sharp end of an EU move to  require chargers to fit all mobile phones and portable electronic devices.

Trump turns on Apple for helping terrorists
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Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:06

Trump turns on Apple for helping terrorists


We helped you, now help us

President Donald Trump lashed out at Apple and slammed the iPhone maker for what he said was its refusal to unlock phones used by terrorists while benefiting from government help on trade.

Apple slashes in trade-in values for products
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So much for polar bears

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been touting its green credentials for years but lately seems to be missing the boat.

Apple pushes Daisy recycling robot
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Monday, 13 January 2020 12:09

Apple pushes Daisy recycling robot


While admitting it needs to open more polluting mines

Fruity cargo cult Apple has a novel way of announcing bad news about needing more polluting mines or how it is fighting pesky right to repair laws even if these are good for Polar Bears.