Microsoft reports strong Q2 earnings
Published in News


Wall Street worried about Azure

Software King of the World Microsoft has released its financial results for the second quarter of the fiscal year. The company exceeded analyst expectations in key metrics despite a slowdown in cloud revenue growth.

Apple’s shares slide as cash cow dies in China
Published in Mobiles


You can’t really depend on a single product

The fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see its single-product cash cow business model begin to fall apart.

Raspberry Pi wows London Stock Exchange
Published in PC Hardware


Buy, buy, buy

The cocaine nose jobs of the London Stock Exchange are totally enthused about the Raspberry PI this year.

Accenture results exceed expectations
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Generative AI service boost

Accenture surpassed the cocane nose jobs of  Wall Street's expectations for first-quarter revenue and profit, buoyed by robust demand for its generative AI (GenAI) services.

Record revenue growth predicted for TSMC
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AI and crypto demand surge

The divination division of analyst outfit IDC has been reading some entrails and reached the conclusion that TSMC will achieve a record 25 per cent revenue growth next year.

Marvell beats estimates
Published in News
04 December 2024

Marvell beats estimates


AI Marvell

Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Published in News


Wall Street not impressed with record profits

Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.

AMD confirms layoffs and lowered Q4 outlook
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Intel merger rumours are not going away

AMD has confirmed a reduction in its global workforce, laying off approximately 1,000 employees, equivalent to 4 per cent of its total workforce of 26,000.

Qualcomm reports strong fourth quarter earnings
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More buybacks

Qualcomm reported robust fourth-quarter earnings  exceeding Wall Street expectations and projecting a strong December quarter.

Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge
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Still makes a profit who cares?

Legions of Apple fanboys who insist on buying its products propped up the fruity cargo cult despite its one-time €10.2 billion tax charge linked to a long-standing European tax ruling