New Siri will take two years
Jobs’ Mob scrambles to play catch-up
The Tame Apple Press is reporting a rumour that Apple will have a new version of Siri out of the box to match the large language models that its rivals have had for ages—there is just one snag.
Apple abandons all hope for a larger iMac screen
New chips can't handle more than 24-inch Model
The fruity cargo cult Apple is ignoring the cries and wails of those in the content industry who want a larger iMac screen, like they had when Apple ran with Intel inside.
Apple releases new iPad Mini
Mostly a spec bump
Apple, the fruity cargo cult, has just released a new iPad Mini with a faster A17 Pro chip that it claims supports Apple Intelligence.
Apple’s next “cheaper” headset will still be pricey
Still out of the price range of most
The fruity cargo cult Apple has not done much to lower the price of a new “affordable” net Apple Vision device.
App store ruling could cost Jobs’ Mob $4 Billion
Tame Apple press sobs that Apple will lose billions
The Tame Apple press has donned sackcloth and ashes over Friday's ruling in Apple and Epic lawsuit.
Apple staff concerned about Jobs' Mob monitoring
We thought we didn't do that sort of thing
Apple's move to scan its cloud for kiddie porn has managed to upset Apple staff who are concerned that the outfit is breaking its own privacy policies.