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Apple claimed its billion dollar buildings were worth just $200
Published in Mobiles


Normally it claims $240 phones are worth $1000

Despite its insistence that it always obeys tax laws in any country it is working, the fruity cargo cult Apple has been caught with its trousers down in the US.

Apple in another antitrust investigation
Published in News
Thursday, 16 August 2018 12:13

Apple in another antitrust investigation


Gaming the gaming industry by playing monopoly

Japanese regulators are investigating the convicted monopolist Apple over the pressure it placed on Yahoo Japan to slow the expansion of its online games platform, which competes with Apple’s App Store.

Robots are more likely to influence children
Published in AI
Thursday, 16 August 2018 12:10

Robots are more likely to influence children


After all, they are less likely to mess you up

Future generations are more likely to be influenced by robots than there parents and some people think this is a bad thing.

Trump loosens the rules on when to use cyber weapons
Published in News


Any time President Putin says so

President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump took steps on Wednesday to loosen limits on when the US government can deploy cyber weapons against adversaries.

Lenovo in profit
Published in News
Thursday, 16 August 2018 12:01

Lenovo in profit


Beats estimates

Chinese PC maker Lenovo Group swung to a profit and beat estimates in the first quarter on Thursday, helped by a sharp jump in revenue.

Smartphones killing German kids
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 16 August 2018 11:58

Smartphones killing German kids


Stupid parents drown kids in the gene pool

German lifeguards are warning that kids are drowning mostly because their parents can’t look up from their mobile phones.

Cisco comes out fighting
Published in News
Thursday, 16 August 2018 11:55

Cisco comes out fighting


Does better than Wall Street expected

Cisco beat the cocaine nose jobs’ of Wall Street targets for quarterly revenue and profit and forecast first quarter sales above estimates.

LG looks to OLED to turn around business
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 15 August 2018 12:07

LG looks to OLED to turn around business


I see a red door but I want to paint it perfect black

LG display wants to turn around its slowing big screen business by capitalising on increasing global demand for its large-sized OLED panels.

LG Sprinting for first US 5G phones
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 15 August 2018 11:56

LG Sprinting for first US 5G phones


For the first half of 2019

LG has announced that it is working with Sprint on delivering the first 5G smartphone in the United States in the first half of 2019, following the launch of the carrier's 5G network at the beginning of next year.

TSMC invests in new fabs
Published in News
Wednesday, 15 August 2018 11:31

TSMC invests in new fabs


$4.49 billion in capital development

TSMC has written a cheque for capital appropriations of approximately US$4.49 billion for new fabs construction, advanced-node and specialty technology upgrades and related capacity expansions.