Amazon orders its staff back to the office
Tons of middle managers have nothing to do
Brown box shifter Amazon is ordering its corporate staffers back to the office.
Gaming consoles are a bad business
For chip manufacturers, not Sony
Reuters broke an exclusive story about Intel losing the PlayStation 6 deal to AMD. My argument is that it is hard to lose something that you didn’t have. What actually happened is that Intel simply didn’t want to go lower than AMD to secure the deal. The process is called negotiation. Sony as any other business will give the business away to a competitor at a lower price than it is paying right now.
Oracle goes “all in” for AI surveillance
Just when you think the company could not be more popular
Just when you think Oracle could not become more popular with the great unwashed, its cofounder Larry Ellison decides to get the company involved with mass AI surveillance.
Intel plans to spins off foundry business
Shares surge
Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs finally agreed with Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger after he spun off the company’s foundry business.
Apple shares tank
Investors worry about iPhone 16
The fruity cargo cult Apple received a drubbing at the hands of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street yesterday as the mythical aura surrounding the iPhone 16 Pro fell from users' eyes, and they started seeing it for what it was.