Trump slaps Job’s Mob with brutal tariffs
Looks the bromance is off
Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has slammed a monster 46 per cent tariff on regions key to the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s global production chain, driving up the price of iPhones, Macs, and just about everything else shiny and expensive.
Apple begins mass production of M5 chip
Tame Apple Press holds its breath
Fruity Cargo cult Apple has begun mass-producing its M5 chip for its Mac series and iPad.
Apple hardware geniuses reversed the capacitor
Jobs’ Mob loved the smell of ozone in the morning
Engineers at the fruity cargo cult Apple were so clever that they installed the capacitors upside-down, but the Tame Apple Press did not notice.
CD PROJEKT RED bringing Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition to Mac
On all new devices powered by the M4 chips
CD PROJEKT RED has announced that Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition will be coming to Mac devices running on M4 family of chips.
I’m a Mac guy is now a Qualcomm fanboy
And the Tame Apple Press is furious
Justin Long, the actor known for playing the Mac guy in Apple's mid-2000s ad campaign has escaped the cult and is promoting new Windows laptops from Qualcomm.
Apple fangirl has 7,500 Firefox tabs open all the time
You can’t do that on Safari
An Apple fangirl has been keeping a staggering 7,500 Firefox tabs open on her Mac computer for over two years—and she's not planning on closing them anytime soon.
GoPro launches new subscription plans and Quik App for Mac
Innovative strategy for the segment
GoPro is taking an innovative approach to its market segment by investing heavily in cloud storage. While competitors like Insta360 are catching up regarding camera features, GoPro has divided its previous $49 subscription plan into three-tier models. The Quik app debuted for Mac, but PC users are still waiting.
Apple’s results expected to be grim
Tame Apple Press trying to see the bright side of life
Most observers, including Apple, are expecting the outfit to announce depressing results today, but that has not stopped the Tame Apple Press from trying to see the bright side.
Apple fixes two critical zero-day vulnerabilities
iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open
Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.
Website based malware targets Macs
Impossible to detect
Eset Researchers have uncovered advanced, never-before-seen macOS malware that was installed using exploits that were almost impossible for most users to detect or stop once the users landed on a malicious website.