Apple snubbed by Indonesia over lightweight investment
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If you want to make a bomb from us you have to invest more

Indonesia has given tech giant Apple the cold shoulder, flat-out rejecting a measly $100 million investment proposal aimed at setting up an accessory and component plant.

TSMC will lead markets in 2nm Revolution
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Monday, 25 November 2024 11:53

TSMC will lead markets in 2nm Revolution


On track for 2025

TSMC will mass-produce its 2nm process by 2025 according to a new company statement.

New Siri will take two years
Published in AI
Friday, 22 November 2024 09:43

New Siri will take two years


Jobs’ Mob scrambles to play catch-up

The Tame Apple Press is reporting a rumour that Apple will have a new version of Siri out of the box to match the large language models that its rivals have had for ages—there is just one snag.

Apple releases urgent update for buggy software
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Thursday, 21 November 2024 09:12

Apple releases urgent update for buggy software


Two zero-day holes

The fruity cargo cult, Apple has stunned its user fanbase by admitting that the software it touts as more secure than Microsoft has two zero-day security flaws.

Apple finally fixes poor Siri programming
Published in IoT
Wednesday, 20 November 2024 10:51

Apple finally fixes poor Siri programming


Only taken a decade

Fruity cargo cult Apple might have  finally fixed a problem with Siri which it has known about since  September 17, 2014. 

Apple decides to lease telly content to others
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Wednesday, 20 November 2024 09:57

Apple decides to lease telly content to others


Needs to off-set heavy losses

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which has no experience in the telly business, is finding that its Apple TV+ streaming service is not doing as well as it thought.

Foxconn reports record profit
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Thursday, 14 November 2024 11:25

Foxconn reports record profit


AI Growth Projections

Taiwanese tech giant Foxconn has reported a forecast-topping net profit for the third quarter and anticipates robust future growth in demand for artificial intelligence (AI) servers.

EU having another crack at Apple
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Wednesday, 13 November 2024 11:31

EU having another crack at Apple


Violating anti-geoblocking rules

The fruity-cargo cult Apple is again finding itself in trouble with the European Union over its geo-blocking antics.

Jobs’ Mob stops making Vision Pro
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Tuesday, 12 November 2024 10:20

Jobs’ Mob stops making Vision Pro


Tame Apple Press refuses to admit it made a mistake and say nevermore

The fruity cargo cult Apple has pulled the plug on producing its Vision Pro, its virtual reality (VR) headset.

Apple's poor keyboard design killed English
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Tuesday, 12 November 2024 08:58

Apple's poor keyboard design killed English


The iPhone lowered the standards of the world

The fruity cargo cult Apple might have caused English standards to drop down the toilet, according to Rita El Khoury from Android Authority.