More airlines declare MacBook Pros unsafe
Published in News
Wednesday, 28 August 2019 10:39

More airlines declare MacBook Pros unsafe

No-fly list expands

Apple's MacBook Pros, with the incredible, supercool, exploding battery feature are being refused flights on more airlines than a large sized bottle of Vodka.

MacBook Pros banned from flights
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 14 August 2019 12:09

MacBook Pros banned from flights


Might catch fire

After mocking Samsung products for catching fire, and its Tame Apple Press demanding that they be banned from aircraft, it seems that Jobs’ Mob has been hoisted by its own petard.

Apple sold 432,000 exploding MacBook Pros
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Super, cool and game-changing destruction

Fruity cargo cult Apple has had to recall more than 432,000 15-inch 2015 MacBook Pro with Retina Displaying due to a super cool gaming changing exploding feature.

AMD Vega 20 GPU gives MacBook Pro a decent performance boost
Published in Graphics


First benchmarks appear online

With Apple adding more configuration options to its MacBook Pro 15 notebooks, including the Radeon Pro Vega 16 and Radeon Pro Vega 20 GPUs, it was just a matter of time before we see some of the first benchmarks with these new GPUs, and it appears these provide a decent performance boost in graphics.

Apple’s MacBook Pro bricked by poor design
Published in PC Hardware


Dust never sleeps

The fruity cargo cult Apple is having problems with users of the MacBook Pro. Apparently, after spending a fortune on a MacBook Pro, users are under the mistaken view that they get what they pay for, and not something that is so poorly designed that a single piece of dust can brick the shiny toy.

Apple refreshes MacBook lineup with Kaby Lake
Published in AI


Higher clock and better GPU

At its WorldWide Developer Conference (WWDC 2017), Apple announced plenty of both hardware and software updates, including the full refresh of its entire MacBook lineup.

Apple admits it stuffed up the MacBook Pro
Published in AI
Tuesday, 17 January 2017 12:00

Apple admits it stuffed up the MacBook Pro


Will release a proper one later in the year

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple usually requires an order from the Supreme Court to admit that it has done anything wrong, but apparently has realised it stuffed up the MacBook Pro.

Apple trying to change Consumer Reports’ review
Published in AI


The MacBook Pro really is not a battery sucking turkey


The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working on Consumers Reports to get it to change its mind about the review site’s battery test results for the MacBook Pro.

Apple removes Macbook Pro's battery indicator
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 December 2016 12:09

Apple removes Macbook Pro's battery indicator


Have faith in our marketing claims


The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has a novel way of stopping its users from finding out the truth about its bogus marketing claims about battery life – it has stripped the iOS from any method of measuring it.

Apple’s Boot Camp fries MacBook Pro’s new speakers
Published in AI

Quality that only money can buy

Apple’s expensive new MacBook Pros are shipping with an expensive feature which causes the pricey speakers in the machines to self-destruct.