Apple fanboys start whinging as Vision Pro costs them
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You can’t even off-load them on eBay

Apple fanboys are talking about how depressed the failure of the Vision Pro has made them feel.

Samsung’s foldable phone empire folds
Published in Mobiles


Falling sales in China

Samsung’s foldable phone sales have tanked in the face of competition from Chinese rivals.

Apple given six months to sort out iPadOS
Published in News


Must follow the same rules as everyone else

Fruity cargo cult Apple his being corralled by the EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) to bring its iPadOS into line.

Tsar Putin purges Wackypedia
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Replaces it with something more to his taste

Russian Tsar Vladamir Putin has expelled the fake penis experts and phoney doctorate editors of Wackypedia from Russia insisting that if anyone is going to make anyone disappear and decide who is notable, it will be him.

South Korean military wants to ban iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Will not allow us to turn off the microphone

The Tame Apple Press has gotten its knickers in a twist after the South Korean government has decided to ban iPhones in the military over security concerns.