Apple surrenders to the Germans
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Tuesday, 18 April 2023 10:42

Apple surrenders to the Germans


Agrees to allow apps to be hosted outside its official store

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally bent to European pressure and will allow iPhone users to download apps hosted outside of its official App Store.

European Commission tones down investigation into anticompetitive App Store rules
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Allows some "requirements" for now

The Tame Apple Press is celebrating after the European Commission reduced the scope of its investigation into Apple's anticompetitive App Store rules for music streaming providers.

Netflix works a way around Apple's tax
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Monday, 25 July 2022 11:22

Netflix works a way around Apple's tax


Expect a visit from the boys 

Media streaming outfit Netflix has earned the wrath of the Tame Apple Press by working a way around paying a huge amount to the fruity cargo cult Apple for doing very little.

Tim Cook orders law makers to leave his lucrative app store alone
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If you make us face the music, user-privacy will suffer

Fruit and nutty cargo-cult supremo Tim Cook told politicians to stop bringing anti-trust charges against his app-store.

Apple app store suffered second day of outage
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Still refuses to say why

Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple's Music, mobile App Store and Podcasts are going again after facing outages for two days.

Microsoft attempts to sooth regulators with App store changes
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You know we are not as evil as Apple these days?

While Apple is facing huge fines over its App store policy, the software king of the world Microsoft has launched a new set of principles which make it appear kind.

Dutch continue to fine Apple millions over App store
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Apple does not seem too concerned and is ignoring it

The Dutch antitrust watchdog fined Apple another 5 million euros for a third time for failing to allow software application makers in the Netherlands to use non-Apple payment methods for dating apps listed in the company's App Store.

Developers are furious as Apple cuts app store commission by “a whopping” three per cent
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Tame Apple press goes on the attack

The Tame Apple Press is furious after greedy developers dared to question Apple’s generosity in lopping off three per cent from the 30 per cent it takes from them for the privilege of being in its App store.

Apple goes to court to avoid changes to its App Store
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Normally the law wins, but that is America

Fruity cargo cult is Apple asking a higher court to halt a judge’s decision that will force changes to its App Store while a legal fight with Epic Games continues.

Microsoft opens app store
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Wednesday, 29 September 2021 12:01

Microsoft opens app store


While Google and Apple try to lock them down


While Apple and Google are fighting regulators to keep their app store monopolies, Software King of the World Microsoft is doing the opposite.