Apple begins production of OLED panels
Published in Graphics
Tuesday, 14 November 2023 11:15

Apple begins production of OLED panels


Ready for the new iPad Pro

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn which claims that the fruity cargo cult Apple is ready to begin production of OLED displays for its next-gen iPad Pro in February 2024.

iPad Pro blighted by spots
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 20 December 2018 10:07

iPad Pro blighted by spots

Apple will not change its spots

The overpriced iPad Pro has developed a bad case of spots just as their warranty expires.

Reviewer blasts Apple’s iPad Pro
Published in News
Wednesday, 28 June 2017 11:17

Reviewer blasts Apple’s iPad Pro


Can't replace your laptop – even for email

While the Tame Apple press has been doing its best to present the illusion that Apple's new iPad Pro is super, cool, and fantastic, it appears that there are more sensible reviewers out there.

Microsoft hassles Apple’s lack of innovation
Published in News
Wednesday, 23 November 2016 13:34

Microsoft hassles Apple’s lack of innovation


Does it have to keep copying us?

The software king of the world, Microsoft, is starting to hassle Apple for its lack of originality.

Apple update breaks iPad Pros
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 17 May 2016 12:42

Apple update breaks iPad Pros


You get what you pay for

The programming genii at Apple have just released a software update which breaks its expensive Surface Clones the iPad pro and makes users wish they had saved their money and bought something cheaper and more viable.

New Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro has 2GB of RAM
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 24 March 2016 16:48

New Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro has 2GB of RAM


Lower CPU clock as well

It appears that the new Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro is quite different from its 12.9-inch counterpart as it not only comes with 2GB of RAM, same as the new iPhone SE and iPad Air 2, but also has a lower CPU clock.

Apple unveils new 9.7-inch iPad Pro
Published in AI
Monday, 21 March 2016 20:39

Apple unveils new 9.7-inch iPad Pro


Same Apple A9X SoC, 4GB of RAM and True-Tone display

Apple has unveiled the new iPad Pro using the same SoC as the previously available 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but behind a smaller 9.7-inch 2048x1536 IPS True-Tone display.

IPad Pro fails iFixit Teardown
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 12 November 2015 13:43

IPad Pro fails iFixit Teardown


Full of glue

IFixit have managed to prove that you really don’t get what you pay for when it opened the back of Apple’s Surface knock-off the iPad Pro.  Apparently you pay for a lot of glue to hold it all together and make it impossible to fix.

Apple has no faith in its Surface clone
Published in AI
Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:20

Apple has no faith in its Surface clone


Expecting limited orders

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not appear to believe that it can beat Microsoft’s new Surface Pro, even though it copied all its key elements.

Apple iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus come with 2GB of RAM
Published in Mobiles


Big 12.9-inch iPad Pro has 4GB of RAM

Apple has already announced its new iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus smartphones as well as the big 12.9-inch iPad Pro, but the company did not reveal any details regarding the amount of RAM in these devices.