SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet breaks even
Two million subscribers
There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."
Regulators want to compel Musk to attend X investigations
Musk does not talk to mortals
The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking a court order that would compel Elon [look at me] Musk to testify as part of an investigation into his purchase of Twitter.
X sees huge ad-revenue losses
Musk thinks getting rid of headlines will fix that
Billionaire friend of Vladimir Putin Elon [look at me] Musk has revamped his social networking site by removing its headlines on article links.
US politicians want an investigation into Musk
Musk summoned to the Capitol
Elon [look at me] Musk has been summoned to the US Capitol to explain how he foiled a Ukrainian attack on Russia by switching off his Space X satellites.
Russian hackers trying to bring down Starlink
Ukraine counter-intelligence claims
Russian hackers are flat-out trying to come up with a way to bring down Elon [Musk] Musk's Starlink satellites, Ukraine's counter-intelligence agency has claimed.
Musk’s mum begs him not to fight Zuckerberg
He is not worth it Elon
Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the interwebs not to encourage her boy to have a cage fight with Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg.
Musk’s Twitter is about to come crashing
Just as it breaks even
Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.
Pentagon pays Starlink for Ukraine service
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender
The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.
Boffins come up with way of making electricity from hot air
Governments and Elon Musk will be energy self-sufficient
A team of boffins have come up with a way to turn air humidity into electricity and continuously producing clean energy with little pollution.
Musk allowed to conduct medical experiments on humans
“Evil rating” level up
The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite a high death rate amongst his animal test subjects, it is ok for Elon [look at me] Musk to test installing chips into human brains.
