SpaceX wants to increase its bandwidth
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Thursday, 17 October 2024 11:24

SpaceX wants to increase its bandwidth


Asked the FCC for permission

Elon [look at me] Musk has asked the FCC for permission to modify the second generation, Gen2, of Spacex’s  Starlink satellite system.

SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet breaks even
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Two million subscribers 

There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."

Pentagon pays Starlink for Ukraine service
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Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender

The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI
Published in AI
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 11:13

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI


Just like he did Tesla 

The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.

Europeans take on Musk in space
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Friday, 05 May 2023 10:47

Europeans take on Musk in space


Will build a rival satellite constellation 

A consortium of nearly every major European satellite company has announced a bid for a proposed satellite constellation to provide global communications.

Musk’s Starship rocket blows up
Published in Transportation
Friday, 21 April 2023 11:19

Musk’s Starship rocket blows up


Rapid unscheduled disassembly is still “a success”

Starlink’s Starship rocket blew up during a launch, but the company, which is run by supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk, claimed the whole shebang was a success.

Starlink offers $200 per month service
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Tuesday, 21 February 2023 10:47

Starlink offers $200 per month service


But you can only use it to do what Musk says

The SpaceX-owned Starlink service is offering a new Global Roaming service.

Starlink claims drone use is against terms and conditions
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Unfair to that nice Mr Putin

Elon [Look at me] Musk's attempts to intervene in the Ukraine war in favour of that nice Mr Putin, have ratcheted up a gear with his claim that the use of Starlink service to pilot drones, which has been pivital to the country's survival, violated the terms and conditions.

Amazon to deliver test satellite to run internet
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If you are out when we deliver we will hide them behind the bins 

Amazon is getting ready to launch two test satellites for its Project Kuiper satellite internet constellation, built to compete with services like SpaceX Starlink and OneWeb.

Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 02 August 2022 12:18

Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm


But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk

Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.