Apple abandons all hope for a larger iMac screen
Published in News


New chips can't handle more than 24-inch Model 

The fruity cargo cult Apple is ignoring the cries and wails of those in the content industry who want a larger iMac screen, like they had when Apple ran with Intel inside.

App store ruling could cost Jobs’ Mob $4 Billion
Published in News


Tame Apple press sobs that Apple will lose billions

The Tame Apple press has donned sackcloth and ashes over Friday's ruling in Apple and Epic lawsuit.

Apple abandons 3D touch
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 31 May 2019 12:36

Apple abandons 3D touch


Users would not touch it with a bargepole

Your years after 3D Touch debuted on the iPhone 6s and was touted to be a game changing technology that would change the way we made phone calls, Apple is killing it off as yet another product it could not market its way to success.

How Apple controls what employees say
Published in News
Monday, 10 December 2018 12:14

How Apple controls what employees say


Not allowed to use the words crash, hang, bug, or problem


Underpaid, over-hyped Apple employees are forbidden from using certain words when talking to customers who might indicate that the product is not up to snuff.

Apple writes software to stop home repairs
Published in PC Hardware
Friday, 05 October 2018 10:42

Apple writes software to stop home repairs


You will have to pay more to us

Fruity cargo cult Apple has installed software on its Macs which stop people doing any work on the outdated computers they have spent a fortune buying.

Apple 3D Touch slowly abandoned
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 14 September 2018 12:12

Apple 3D Touch slowly abandoned


Waste of engineering skills

One of the unusual things that the Tame Apple Press has not noticed about the new iPhone Range is that Jobs’ Mob appears to have lost interest in its 3D touch tech.